Does anyone else ever have those days? You know: the ones where all sorts of little mistakes/problems seem to add up and pile on?
And, you see, I have problems dressing myself. Still. Especially in the undergarment department. On a fairly regular basis my underwear goes on inside-out. Which, really – isn’t that big of a deal I guess. I think I mostly feel like a failure at basic pre-school level gross motor skills.
This happened yesterday. and today. and last week.
This morning I was talking with a coworker in his office for a few minutes. I kept feeling a sharp pain in my side, up by my armpit. So I looked down – thinking there was somthing sharp stuck in my sleeveless sweater. I found a good 2″ of my bra underwire poking out of my sweater. My male coworker gasped. I’m surprised it didn’t hurt more. I tried to gracefully push it back in, but that wasn’t happening. It took a good 2-3 tries and some boob manipulation to get the darn thing tucked back in.
To quote one of my favorite blogs: Oh. The joys.